Antler

Firing Squad vs. Jack Off Squad

Rather than blow taps over dead soldiers

in coffins with flags draped o’er them,

Blow taps o’er live soldiers in uniform

who never killed anyone

getting blowjobs from live soldiers in uniform

who never killed anyone

and wipe their sucked off cocks with our flag.

How beautiful the young soldiers are in uniform

with their erections sticking out

serviced by young recruits in uniform

on their knees.

How beautiful to see our flag

being used to wipe the lips

of our devout cocksuckers in uniform

and the ecstatic cocks fulfilling their duty

to God and their country!

And instead of a firing squad

firing their rifles at the clouds

at the end of the ceremony

as the coffin lid is closed

and the coffin is lowered into the Earth,

A jack off squad of young recruits

who never killed anyone

jacking off toward the clouds

at the end of the ceremony

as the coffin is unearthed and opened

and the corpse rises and comes back to life!

BOY TALKING IN HIS SLEEP

My friend’s boner is a puppy

that follows me home from school

and won’t take no for an answer.

My friend’s cock getting hard is a kitten

that purrs when I pet it

and won’t take no for an answer.

My friend’s dick spurting is more fun

than my pet frog’s tongue

leaping out of its mouth to catch a dragonfly

then leaping back in again.

My pal’s weiner is more fun than a firefly

captured in a bottle next to my bed at night

because just licking my pal’s nipples lightly

makes him come.

My chum’s hotdog smells better than my pet snake

and doesn’t have to be fed mice

and smells better than my pet toad

and doesn’t have to be fed crickets

and is cuter

when its engorged glans

emerges from its prepuce than my pet turtle’s head

emerging from its shell.

My best buddy’s pud turns me into a dog

begging at the table for a bone

and drooling while the family laughs

and then the father throws it to me

and if you try taking it from me I growl.

My bestfriend’s donkeykong is more fun than Old Faithful

not because it spurts on the hour every hour

which it does every day every week every month every year

but because you can eat every spurt

and lick up the drops

with light-licking tongue-licks

that make his silky belly quiver

while his peter gets hard again.

Yeah, my best pal’s lollapalooza refuses to let me do my homework

till its tickled my tonsils which are jealous

they aren’t his balls but when he ejaculates

are delighted to be frosted with his sperm

like two snowballs

we added to the giant snowcock

we made in the park

after the blizzard.

Yeah, my boyfriend metronoming his hardon

from side-to-side in front of my face

hypnotized me to do its bidding

its wish is my command—

if 3 times a night it requires

my mouth be a pussy he fucks so be it

if 3 times a night it needs must go spelunking

up my hinder so be it

if 3 times a night it needs must be petted

with the inside of my fur-lined glove

its entire length and circumference

before being milked so be it

it won’t take no for an answer.

Yeah, my bosom-buddy’s kaleidoscope is so cute

gradeschool kids with no pubic hair

pay a dollar to see it

2 dollars to watch it get hard

3 dollars to touch it

4 dollars to put the ruby tip in their mouth

while looking wistfully

in his sky-blue eyes.

Hey man, mi amigo as a gesture of thanks and affection

lightly caresses my eyes and nose and lips as I sleep

with his erection

so I wake in my dream

as he jacks off in my face smiling

as I look at him with total awe and devotion.